The classic film Dr. Strangelove is about an Air Force general who sends a squadron of B-52 bombers to destroy the Soviet Union. He’s trying to defend the United States from the scourge of fluoridation.
“You know when fluoridation first began? 1946!” declares the perturbed general. “How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core commie works.”